Celebrity Presidential Endorsements
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Schwarzenegger, blood and pain, he will vote for john mccain
lift weights, smoke weed, become a politican
tom selleck, better known as, magnum P.I. know what he says?
mcain's brain is the one out there that's least insane
rip torn, men in black, dodgeball, tom green's dad
covered in elephant semen likes john mcain
wilford brimley, old folks trust, bones are turning into dust
got the sugar, hopes mccain can reverse diabeetus
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Some stars endorse Obama
some like hillary clinton
some prefer old white men
Celebrities are really smart yeah
you should pay attention
to candidates they mention
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the fresh prince of bel air, though he's getting grey hair
claims obama to be the presidential heir
ben affleck, jlo gigli, no career, still a celebrity?
not really, but barack taking over he'd like to see
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jerry springer, white trash, lesbo mullets, chicks flash
backing clinton, gay brothers, handlebars moustache
fake tits, bulemia, face lift, tummy tuck
jenna jameson has aids and wants clinton as president
madonna on a clinton trip, fake engish accent's really hip
hugh hefner supporting a canidate for censorship
Paris hilton, sex tape, cooter shot, odd shape
lazy eye, infected pie, endorses clinton so should I
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Some stars endorse Obama
some like hillary clinton
some prefer old white men
Celebrities are really smart yeah
you should pay attention
to candidates they mention
no celebs are ever stupid
always doing the right thing
when not singing or acting
famous people's opinions matter
just like who they are dating
or if they get fatter
that's why you should listen
to who they are thinking
should be running the nation
they can all show us the way
all us midwesterners
need help cause we' re backwards
right here the vocals fade out
and so do the instruments
so lets go eat hot dogs
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